Friday May 24

Johnny

Johnny: Johnny Dirt hails from Affton, MO... where the Nova originally ruled the streets.
  Midwest Fishing magazine caught up with Johnny at a recent Joe Dirt concert... here's the interview.

What is your favorite band?
  Van Halen, not Hagar.
Favorite song?
  "Unchained" by VH.
Favorite movie?
  Over the Top.
Favorite place to party?
  The St. Louis House of Rock. There's always a rockin' band and a rockin' good time. Not to mention lots of hot, big-haired chicks.
Favorite drink?
  Busch beer of course.
What kind of car do you drive?
  It doesn't matter. I'm on a mission to get my '70 Nova back.
Do you have a favorite auto part?
 The tires. They're like shoes, they complete the whole look.
Favorite place to make sweet love to your woman?
  As soon as I get my Nova back... everywhere inside that beautiful machine.
Words to live by?
 "That's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever." -Lemmy
What are your Dreams?
 As long as I'm rockin' the kit, I'm living out my dreams. I would like to design a funny Calvin pissing sticker. Those are hilarious!