J.D.

J.D.: J.D. Dirt grew up in Southern Missouri & has since moved to the big city to pursue a career in Rock Music.
  Below is a short interview conducted by the Pevely Flea Market's Celebrity Endorsement/ Press Agency...

What is your favorite band?
  My favorite band, unquestionably, is KISS also known as the Knights in Satan's Service.
Favorite song?
  "I Stole Your Love" by the Knights in Satan's Service - The lyrics really make you think.
Favorite movie?
  This is Spinal Tap - The best documentary on rock ever made. I have been told on more than one occasion that it is a comedy. I simply don't believe it. There is nothing funny about Rock & Roll.
Favorite place to party?
  Hillbilly Heaven - located just outside Innsbrook, MO
Favorite drink?
  Jack Daniel's Whiskey - Mainly because Michael Anthony of VH plays a bass modeled after the bottle.
What kind of car do you drive?
  A Pontiac Firebird
Do you have a favorite auto part?
 The Pedals - It reminds me of rocking out & stepping on my distartion pedal.
Favorite place to make sweet love to your woman?
  The hood of my Firebird. The flaming bird (the signature of the Firebird) is extremely motivational.
Words to live by?
 "Fuckin-A!!!"
What are your Dreams?
  To live the Rock & Roll fantasy, die young & leave a good lookin corpse with a kick ass hair style. By that, I mean "Business in front & Party in the back"