Joey

Joey: Joey Dirt is a man of few words... until you put a mic and a Les Paul in front of him. He grew up in Stonington, IL. But, when he's chasing the ladies, he tells them he's from East Jesus. He says it gets them hot.
  The Following is Joey's controversial interview with Duck and Deer Hunter Magazine...
(Later reprinted in Whitetail magazine.)

What is your favorite band?
  Motorhead. Lemmy is God.
Favorite song?
  "Simple Man" by Skynyrd.
Favorite movie?
  Deliverence - Before it started getting weird... if ya know what I mean.
Favorite place to party?
  Your place.
Favorite drink?
  Frosty Cold Busch, Stag or Schlitz... what kind of beer do you have at your place?
What kind of car do you drive?
  A '66 Chevy Bel-Air.
Do you have a favorite auto part?
 A big trunk.
Favorite place to make sweet love to your woman?
  In my car down by the river.
Words to live by?
 "Have a good time, all the time."
What are your Dreams?
  To live life to the fullest... Rock and roll all night, and party every day.